As Eric gloated and laughed, Paul knew he shouldn't have related his story of what Brock had done when he had caught Heyman on the internet just before Lesnar left.
Heyman: "There's someone under the podium."
(rep for the reference)
I didn't know RAW was in San Francisco last night...
Jericho: "Dammit! This Dupree Wheelbarrow is IMPOSSIBLE! I feel like Hardcore Holly with an Easy-Fold Chair!"
Though he was leaving for SmackDOWN!, HHH knew that his new Faster-Pouncing Invisible Crucifix would be more than a suitable substitute until he returned with the WWE Championship and the SD! roster's credibility.
Much do Renee's dismay, Austin proved to be as good of a line-dance instructor as he was an American Idol contestant.
At that moment, Austin regretted his earlier words in the lockerroom: "If drinking on national TV is a sin, may God strike me down before the people!"
Kane had the win all sewn up until he spotted the shiny quarter.
First he gets buried by the Undertaker, then he's forced to strip naked and dance around until Bischoff and Heyman run into act as human censors. And they said Kane's career couldn't sink any lower...
Jindrak and Cade shared a heart-warming goodbye before Mark departed to fight the Anti-Triple H Crusades in the distant lands of SmackDOWN!
Nidia figured the narcs would never catch her if she smuggled drugs in her "enhancements," but they proved cleverer than she anticipated.
Heyman was pissed off. How come Cena got a Microphone Lollipop and he didn't???
Cena: "Paul, you're about to be drafted onto RAW so that Stephanie can replace you on SmackDOWN! and ruin all the great work you've done recently. Take this red pill, and you can forget it all and save yourself from your impending humiliation."
Flair and Hunter couldn't believe it. So it was BATISTA who had drawn that marker beard on Flair's face!
OR
Ric and Hunter didn't buy into Batista's urgent claims that Gollum was sneaking up behind them to steal back his precious.
OR
Batista: "Hunter! You're leaving? But now who will make the Kool-Aid?"
Roses and chocolates were nice, but when it came to winning Trish's heart, nothing compared to the bravery of picking your nose with two fingers live on the air.
The match quickly degenerated when Christian and the ref became caught up in a "You're a homo"/"**** you" gesture war.
The single negative side effect to dating a bombshell like Trish Stratus was that she had the most unnerving ability to point and make the glass ceiling crash down on your head at random, as Christian unfortunately found out.
Steven Richards debuts his "Random Anal Rapist" gimmick.
OR
As you can see, their horrible intro music was enough to make even Booker T keel to the ground in disgust.
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Booker wasn't exactly sure, but having an RVD grow out of your back was definitely NOT one of the listed side effects of drinking Evolution Kool-Aid.
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Booker T gathered up what was left of his credibility after it was dropped to the floor by Triple H, who had finished vilely degrading it.
Booker: "Ric, get up! Now is NOT the time to play Patty Cake!"
Flair had the match won until Chioda unleashed the Referee's Elbow on him.
Batisa: 'Must... resist... urge... to dig into.... his ass..."
Flair: "You just had to dig in there, didn't ya?"
Batista: "Hey, at least I pulled out these nifty belts!"
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They might have won, but Batista was disgusted when he learned that his impending push had beeh given to Rhyno, who would be coming to RAW.
Wow, Rhyno didn't even have the move locked in and Hebner had already called for the bell and was now walking to the back.
With a newfound appreciation for all food vendors, Rhyno decided to support them and buy something whenever a vendor came by, no matter what was happening at the moment.
Heyman: *reads a piece of paper that says
Upcoming Angles: Stephanie will take over SmackDOWN! and then singlehanded bury your future ECW faction when she defeats all of them herserlf in a gauntlet match.
Signed, Vincent K. McMahon*
"Dammit, Eric! WHY THE HELL DID YOU CONVINCE ME TO TAKE THE BLUE PILL???"
At first I thought that was Triple H, and I was wondering how he went from a lether jacket to changed and ready for a match so quickly... 
A returning Edge didn't endear himself to the fans when he started spitting loogies at people sitting at ringside.
It also didn't help that he'd aligned himself with Rita Repulsa.
Ah yes, the determined look of a man who has a whole new roster to bury.
First order of business: Enlist the gravitational manipulation services of Chavo to make Eddie's lowrider flip over and kill him, thus forfeiting the WWE Heavyweight Championship to Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Hunter: "The belt is mine! Give it to me!" *pat pat* "What the... you mean it's NOT attached to your torso?"
Eddie couldn't believe his luck. In this position, he was actually holding Triple H down right now!
Eddie had finally met his match, as Hunter lied, cheated, then stole Belty away from him and ran like heck to the back.
When the zombies ambushed RAW, Big Show found himself in an unfamiliar ██████████ this time, other wrestlers were trying to eat
him!