Eric: Paul, what's that for? I didn't know you broke your neck.
Paul: Yeah, I kept twitching in the booking meetings and eventually I got whiplash.
We all knew that Paul was in pain, but to take six darvocet pills before the show may not have been such a hot idea.
Paul happily shook Dupree's hand, winning his bet that eventually SmackDown! would have less Americans than foreigners.
Jericho's new finisher, The Sharp Figure Cloverleaf Tamer was devastating.
Rene' proves to us all that the French do indeed enjoy being crucified.
For once, investigators were able to recover the small black box, when Rene's career crashed hard somewhere in Detroit.
Austin had become such an alcoholic, that he would remove his own head just to be able to pour the beer straight into his neck.
Kane: So that's how you tie a shoe...
Kane: NEVER COPY MY WHOPPER AGAIN.
Cade and Jindrak show us footage of where they first became a tag team, at a Star Wars convention.
Bischoff: Alright, Nidia, it's your turn to draw from the golden box of buried gimmicks!
Nidia: Whoa, Sable's leftover silicon!
Bischoff: Er, that works.
It was bad enough that he already broke his neck, but Dennis the Menace would not stop pestering Mr. Wilson.
Dennis: Look Mr. Wilson! A hand grenade!
Mr. Wilson: Ah, shit.
Batista: Dude, Hunter, Flair! I can see the future.
Hunter: No way. What does it look like?
Batista: Take a look.
(As Hunter and Flair peer into the future, they see Triple H putting over champions and younger talent on SmackDown.)
Kane: (laughing) Welcome to my world.
And finally... Edge and Christian were reunited.
Christian was slick and all, but there was no way he'd be able to pull off getting head from Spike and calling the REF a homo.
Trish: Shoot this man in the ass!
Christian: Ow, my head...
Rob Van Dam guest stars in Busta Rhymes's new video, "Gimme Some Dope."
Flair: (Grabs a piece of glass from the ceiling) Back! Back!
When Flair refused to break the hold, the ref had to take matters into his own hands by showing them that it was ten o'clock, and he didn't even know what deodorant was.
Batista: AHHHHHHHHHHH! THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER ON MY CROTCH!
Triple H: (In the back) Don't fall for it Dave, it's a trick!
(see Triple H tapping out to Benoit caption in the Wrestlemania ones, for joke reference)
Batista was confused, when after he won the title, some old drunk guy from the crowd came to help him celebrate.
Rhyno: Well, The Rock does it, you do it, so why don't I give it a shot?
Rhyno: WTF!? How did I end up in the crossface!?
Benoit: Sorry, only works for foreigners.
Paul and Eric sing their karaoke duet, "We're Not Gonna Take it!"
Edge: So! I'm here, and I'm on RAW. Hm. Why wasn't I put on SmackDown!? I wonder.
Edge: What's this? I got brought to RAW to be buried by Triple H!? Ha, are you joking? Vince isn't going to bury me. I just gave him a groin massage last night.
Edge: See? You people have no faith. No faith. (Shaking his head)
It was cool for Eddie to pick up chicks with his car and all, but did he really need to pick up the fat ones too?
Triple H: So um, why am I not champion yet?
Hebner: Sorry Hunter, but that gene skipped a beat in my DNA.
Triple H: Damn.
When Triple H lost his title, he had to revert to desperate measures to try and sleep with someone other than Steph. Sleeping with a champ came to mind, however, Eddie proved way much to Triple H to handle.
Triple H had an idea. Maybe if he hit a 619 on Guerrero, maybe the people on SmackDown would think he was a Latino and let him keep this belt.
Show: NEVER COPY MY WHOPPER
S AGAIN!