Ok I'm back after a little hiatus, my turn to stink up the joint
Eric: na na na na na na na, I stayed in business longer than you did!
Paul Heyman bobblehead doll, on sale now for 4.99
Heyman thinks its Rene Dupree, little does he know Hogan found the fountain of youth!
Jericho: Hey look a midget with a bb gun
Rene: Oh shit! I surrender!
Ladies and gentlemen, a French Man winning a fight
Both: Twins powers activate!
Austin: Form of...steam
Rene:...we got these in a box of crackerjacks
Austin: Aliens invading?!? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking beer!
HGA Kama Sutra # 102: Filthy Midcarder
Kane: Don't you just loooooooove the feeling of silk between your fingers?
Cade: I LOVE YOU MAN!
Mark: I know I'm leaving and all but you're still not getting my Bud Light
This is the most X-rated game of Bingo I've ever seen
Cena was drowning in his promo, luckily Paul had his promo life-saver by his side!
HHH: Wait...theres a guy on Smackdown whose ....over?!
Christian cmon, its a family show
God is one of the peeps!
Christian: Whoa...where am I?
Trish: Christian its 2004, we're an item now
Christian: Well Hello Shirley!
Booker, being the partner he is, covers up RVD's "wardrobe malfunction"
Ric: Booker ... I am your father
Booker: Damn sucker how retarded you think I am?!
Even in the middle of the match, the ref has to break out into the Safety Dance!
Worst. Bearhug. Ever
WWE's wild and crazy guys
Rhyno: So you're gonna call for the bell right Earl?
Earl: Yeah right, and Grizzly Adams had a beard!
Benoit: Grizzly Adams did have a beard
Earl:.....
Raise your hand if you're a ECW Champion
Rhyno: Me Me
Buried
Paul: Remember one thing Eric...I had better PPV buyrates in the end!
Eric:...touche
Shannon hoped no one noticed his recent roiding
Edge comes back, with a new WWE logo patch on his jacket!
HHH hopes no one notices his boob job
HHH debuts his invisible low-rider impounder
Ref: So thats why I think Fantasia will win American Idol
Eddie: Dammit Hunter make him stop!
HHH: Now you're gonna get it Eddie!
Belty: Oh shit I've heard about you
HHH: What the ****?!
Ric: OH MY GOD!? You can talk?!