Eric: "Heh heh... no, no Paul, that's not where you wear your athletic cup."
Heyman was such a trooper; not many people could keep a smile on their faces if their right arm were replaced by a thin metal rod.
Heyman: "By the way, Renee, Vince says that once you get on Smackdown, you're supposed to be from Nashville, Tennesee."
Renee: "Eh? Porquoi?"
Heyman: "'Pork'? Oh... like pulled pork! Yes, that's the spirit!"
Jericho knew this might be beneath him but... those French guys always had such nice boots.
The draft was neat, the post-show beat down was terrific, but nothing in the show could really top the shocking moment when Renee Dupree climbed out of Chris Jericho's mouth.
After getting a whiff, Renee really wished he hadn't pulled Austin's finger.
When Truckosaurus and Melllvar the Evil Energy Creature showed up to threaten Earth, Stone Cold Steve Austin whipped out two cans of spinach and began kicking ass!
Glen Jacobs reflected on the irony of how he began his career as a dentist and ended it a podiatrist.
"Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected."
* missile explodes behind him *
Garrison wasn't sure he even wanted to slow dance with Jindrak, and he sure as hell didn't feel comfortable when Flair started singing "Strangers in the Night".
Bischoff: "Aw, geez, Nidia, be careful around the Ark!"
Nidia: "What the---? It sucked in my clothes!"
Bischoff: "Heh heh... that Yahweh...."
Heyman was torn. One the one hand, he was happy that Brock had lost weight and had signed an NFL contract. On the other hand ... THE DETROIT LIONS!?!?!?
Cena: "Put me on Raw or I'm siccing Pikachu on your ass, bitch."
When Batista complained that he couldn't take his hands off his forehead, Flair and Hunter knew that Rhyno had come to Raw.
Trish began to wonder if she picked the right guy when Christian began to whistle at every babe in the audience.
Christian warns that Ref that if he ever hurts Spike again, there'll be hell to pay.
Christian scratches his head in disbelief when Trish points out that he'd completely forgotten about Undertaker's birthday.
Gloating after savagely beating Whoopi Goldberg, RVD's heel turn was complete.
Flair: "... aaaand... jazz hands!"
The crowd marked out solid when the Ref ripped off his mask and revealed himself to be Ricky Steamboat!
Batista: *reads Booker's shorts* "Wait a minute... you're name is Booker? And I've been calling you Whoopi all this time!"