The draft was neat, the post-show beat down was terrific, but nothing in the show could really top the shocking moment when Renee Dupree climbed out of Chris Jericho's mouth.
Glen Jacobs reflected on the irony of how he began his career as a dentist and ended it a podiatrist.
"Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected."
* missile explodes behind him *
Heyman was torn. One the one hand, he was happy that Brock had lost weight and had signed an NFL contract. On the other hand ... THE DETROIT LIONS!?!?!?
Cena: "Put me on Raw or I'm siccing Pikachu on your ass, bitch."
When Batista complained that he couldn't take his hands off his forehead, Flair and Hunter knew that Rhyno had come to Raw.

Gloating after savagely beating Whoopi Goldberg, RVD's heel turn was complete.