Okay, well I'll actually continue the thread the way Kenny intended...
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Don West talks about how tonight's ten-man tag is totally bizarre. And what about Sting?!? Mike Tenay reminds him that nobody has said anything about Sting yet. But speaking of Sting, why is he back in TNA?!?
The Rock 'n' Rave Connection come out for their scheduled tag team match. The fans are merciless. So is the viewing public. Their opponents are the team of Kaz and Black Machismo Jay Lethal. Kaz is selling an ass injury from his legdrop off the X at Victory Road. The faces pull ahead early, but here comes Sonjay Dutt onto the ramp, dragging So Cal Val with him. Lethal is distracted, which allows Hoyt to dump him out onto the floor. Dutt begins pummeling Lethal while RNR double-team Kaz.
What an unfair advantage! Isn't anybody going to do anything about th--
MY GOD, MIKE! IT'S THE MONSTER ABYSS! HE'S COMING OUT TO EVEN UP THE ODDS!
Shock Treatment on Rave! Black Hole Slam on Hoyt! Dutt heads for the hills! Abyss does his self-hug taunt while the crowd chants, but here comes...
KONG!
Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed are on the ramp, and Saeed's got tape around her ribs, which looks hilarious over her traditional garb. Kong and Abyss stare each other down...
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