When John Cena forgot his line, he decided to try the "raise the arm" trick he saw on TV in hopes of everyone in the arena passing out.
When John Cena revealed who the real cookie thief was, all eyes turned to the ring announcer.
At first it was kinda weird, but after a while Big Show started liking random jobbers coming up and humping his leg.
The guy sitting in the chair near the ring hopes nobody notices him masterbating to A-Train's manly body.
BROCK: Let's just hope that the terminator in the audience isn't looking for us.
Eddie laughed as he realized he could do whatever he wanted, since all people were paying attention to was the fight going on behind him.
The ring announcer always decided to make his moves on Rikishi at the most inappropriate times.
The ref was so bored he decided to see if the "shake hand to get multiple fingers illusion" worked against the titantron.
When Rikishi suddenly forgot how to wrestle, he attempted to repeat what Cena did earlier in attempt of getting everyone to pass out.
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
REF: Shelton, you put him to sleep again!
SHELTON: Whoa! The sleeper move really works?
REF: No, he was watching the match on the titantron.
HEYMAN: That damn Booker T....
I was the one that came up with the spinaroonie!
SABLE: OJ, right?
Vince: Yeah? Well the Terminator over there says YOU'RE the pansy, and if you have any beef with him to meet him in the parking lot.
Only a few more inches, and Sable would be in reach of the bill clip in Vince's shirt pocket...
SOTWISTED: Dale, did you fart again?
NEWSTEAD: No, I swear it wasn't me!
(but seriously, look at the 2 people in the audience on the left front row
)
The WWE superstars start up another game of freeze tag.
NOBLE: Aww, why'd you have to tag me?
Palumbo and Benoit wonder how long it's going to be before someone works up the nerve to run in the ring and unfreeze them.
In response to Shelton Benjamin's Chiropractic service, Benoit provides some competition with a Chiropractor service of his own.
Rhyno, try as he might couldn't remove himself from Farooq. Meanwhile, the ref decides to see just how sticky Rhyno really was.
Dawn wonders if her dress, made entirely out of twisslers, was covering too much up.
Brock: Wow, this new penis protector works great.
Heyman: Brock, write down the last good president and vice president we had on that ball. Ah, memories.
With celberities talking about politics, Michael Moore appeared out of nowhere...
Brock: WTF? I didn't know this was going to be an intergender mat...oh.
The ref figures he's next, so he assumes the position.
Hardcore Holly begins to indicate the percent chance he has of winning next week by starting with the negative sign.
It turns out that the terminator had morphed into the ref all along...and a half second later we found out who he was after, with Matt Morgan's leg chopped in half.
Holly returns in hopes that his new WWE tatoo will get him over.