Vince: Well, I've finally realized that everything is in the toilet. I think... I think it's time we pull the trigger and put Val in the main event. Let's set him up for a huge match with JBL at the Bash. This will be my greatest work since Hulk Hogan.
Random writer: Uh..... Val's out with an injury.
Vince: Oh, well, too bad. John?
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