Welcome to 22 captions dedicated to Triple H and hopefully cheap laughs. Just for you BigDaddyCool.
Heyman: So I'm standing there minding my business, when Triple H comes up walking up to me.
Bischoff: So..?
Heyman: Well his nose pushed my head back. Damn thing is huge.
Jericho: This goes here, that here and voila, he's jobbed. Thank you Hunter.
*Altar of sacrifice joke*
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The magnetic forces hold his arms out as Trips uses his mutant job powers to force him into the position.
Austin: "You think you got away. No-one gets away."
Announcer: And the next person on Smackdown. Triple H
Little did Austin know, Triple H had tainted his beer with his "hold down aura"
Trips on his way to the ring: "looks like the parties aleady started."
Kane: "Please get me off Raw, I can't take the jobbing."
Heyman: "But Undertaker is on Smackdown."
Kane: "Noooooooooooooooo..."
The whole locker room laugh as Jindrak and cade are the next ones up for sacrifice.
Nidia: "But I'm a woman, women don't fight men."
Booming Trips voice: "Everybody jobs eventually."
Batista: "If you use this plan, both rosters will job to you in one huge jobfest."
Triple H: "Oh my god."
Trish laughs as she thinks about what horrors Christians push will lead him too.
Christian: "I'm doing this for you honey."
Trips: "Do it, make him job."
(a gay joke as well as a trips joke)
The Triple H ninja's fly in and uses their ninja skills to swiftly insert the job chip into Christians head.
Booker: "This is the end of it all, if I take you out maybe Trips will come around and stop jobbing everyone."
Flair: "It's not me, it's Stephanie. She is the one in control."
Booker: "My quest continues..."
Flair voice over: "With Triple H's patented formula you can make people job just like we did. I highly recommend Triple H's easyjob."
Rhyno voice over: "Incorporating new Mcmahon ingrediants with a canadian works really well. Thank you Triple H."
Surpisingly Triple H junior worked well.
Edge voice over: "With chapter 2 of Triple H's easyjob formula, (Returning from injury gets people ready to job) I've had great success."
Trips: "Buy my revolutionary new easyjob now. Because, hey nobody likes to job."
Eddie: "Oh man, those assholes only installed the anti Trips suspension on one side."
Triple H grimaced as he prepared to throw Eddie into the glass ceiling.
Flair: "Watch out Show."
Show: "What."
*Show turns around*
Triple H swinging in on vine: "JoooOoOoOoOoOoOob."
*SMACK*