Heyman: Don't ever tell me about a shortcut ever again.
Bischoff: Sorry, I didn't know they weren't finished installing the road yet.
Welcome back to WWE Jeopardy.
Host: Okay Paul, How many times has an ex ECW wrestler been buried in the WWE?
Heyman: Three Thousand and Five Times
Host: OOOO, So Close. The correct answer, according to Vince himself, is "What's ECW?"
Dupree: Paul, what's going on?
Paul: I have no idea.
Guy: Okay you two, give me your best, 'I can't wait to recieve a stunner' look.
Jericho and Rene were really having a tough time with the "Wheelbarrow" game.
Steve: Hey Rene, check out my new tatoo
Rene: That's a cigar burn Steve
Steve: .......
Austin was so drunk he used his beer cans as binoculars to try and see what Sean was up to tonight.
Oh Boy, Kane must of gotten paid in Rice Kripies treats this week instead of his usual Oreo cookies.
Cade: Alright Mark, sorry about your release, good luck in NWA-TNA brother.
Mark: NO NO, I still work for the WWE, I'm just going to Smackdown.
Cade: Wait, what's going on again?
Bischoff and Nidia's reaction to Ultimo Dragon finally learning how to say to say something in English other then, "Regular or Black."
Heyman was told by management beforehand to act chocked up when Cena had the sad duty of making an announcement that Vince has stubbed his toe during an early morning encounter with a spider.
Cena then proceeded to explain that everything was okay because Vince had caught the spider and sent it to Raw where it would be punished by being buried by HHH.
Hunter's reaction to learning that Batista had walked in on Randy and Steph
having sex in the cafeteria.
You knew Trish's heel turn wasn't working out so well when Christian had to demand for the fans to stop chanting "Trish" during matches.
Trish: Wait, you and I are heels right.
Christian: Yeah, I think.
The RVD/Booker T combo music even made Booker hurl.
Flair: I swear it wasn't my idea to give you and RVD that music.
The ref just realized he was due to fix Vince's lawnmower in five minutes.
Flair: Hey, did you watch how I worked his leg before applying the figure four?
Batista: Heh....
That guy over there wasn't the referee, he was just a passerby taking a quick route to the vending machine.
I guess Austin found Eddie's lowrider in the back.
Flair should of thunk twice before snatching that last Almond Joy during the commercial break.