Abyss: I'm gonna hug him, and squeeze him, and love him forever!
The staring contest with Joe lasted for hours...
Awesome, TNA lowered O'Haires Cage into the ring!
Khali (via Bablefish.com): You will watch the "Best of Crush: post-Demolition Years" or you will die!!!
Lil Naitch: KILL ME!!! KILL ME NOW!!!!
Ok, Dave won the match. Did he have to piss on the guy afterwards, too?