Booker T didn't think much of Kurt Angle's Jay Leno impression.
Rob: "C'mon Lt. Dan I'm taking you back to camp."
Charlie: "No just leave me here, and stop calling me Lt. Dan!"
Vince thought he'd wipe out the Smackdown talent with the giant metal fist.
Ric Flair was pretty pissed when Rene Dupree stole his robe, and had his dog take a dump in his shoes.
Rene: "You put your left foot in, you put your right foot out."
Kidman: "What the **** are you doing?"
Rene Dupree's nudist gimmick got a lot of fans to turn their heads, except for that guy in blue.
John Cena demonstrates how Bradshaw got his main event push.
As reward for his win, Rene received a "Get Off Velocity Free" card.
Teddy: "Holla at'cha playas, you want success then you need to get them big ass titty implants."
Rikishi: "Waaaaaaay ahead of ya."
Booker T: "What did you say?!"
Eddie: "I just called you by your name."
Booker T: "That is OUR word, you don't use it. Now say it right!"
Eddie: "Ok, can you pass me the oar N-word Jim?"
Everyone was confused when Bubba Ray was lifted off the ground by his thumbs.
Kurt's lousy impression of John Cena was Booker T's last straw.
Chavo was wondering why the rope didn't hoist Spike up for the powerbomb yet.
Bradshaw: "Hi I'm Bradshaw, you might remember me as a fat, jobbing cowboy."
Holly: "Everybody knows that Captain Jean-Luc Picard is superior to Captain Kirk."
Booker T: "Tell me you did not just say that."
Ref: "If Train A leaves San Francisco for Atlanta at 3:00 going 550 mph, and Train B leaves Seattle at 1:30 for Atlanta going 500 mph, which one will arrive first?"
Booker T: "Ooh ooh pick me, pick me!"
Eddie: "No shut up, this one's mine!"
Booker T: "Alright now I'm going to give you some cashews, what do you think?"
Eddie: "Ooh it's an orgy in my mouth."
Fans were confused when Eddie started doing the Macerena during the match.
Wouldn't you be upset if you found out you're wrestling Bradshaw for the next month?
Bradshaw: "Hahahahaha once I eliminate the rest of the Latino population, President Bush will be in office for a second term for sure."
The writers sunk to a new low when Eddie was forced to job the WWE title to the white cowboy hat.