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NEW YORK YANKEES REPORT
C - Ivan Rodriguez Sucks Balls. Jose Molina Sucks Balls.
1B - Jason Giambi Sucks Balls. Plz let him go
2B - Robinson Cano, my favorite player is terrible offensively and defensively
SS - Derek Jeter is having a somewhat down year but actually improved defensively
3B - I <3 A-Rod
LF - Johnny Damon. Yeah.
CF - No.
RF - Robert "Bob" Abreu is the worst defensive outfielder in MLB this year.
XAVIER NADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Mike Mussina is the only reason to watch the team. Who the fuck would have thought? He better be coming back next year instead of Pettitte who is inconsistent as hell. I don't want to talk about the rest of the rotation. The bullpen also sucks now too, except Mariano Rivera is the best pitcher of all-time.
NEXT YEAR
C - Jorge Posada
1B - Mark Teixieria
2B - Robinson Cano
SS - Derek Jeter
3B - Alex Rodriguez
LF - Johnny Damon
CF - Austin Jackson
RF - Xavier Nady
DH - Hideki Matsui
BN - Wilson Betemit
BN - Jose Molina
BN - Melky Cabrera
SP - CC Sabathia
SP - Chien Ming-Wang
SP - Joba Chamberlain
SP - Mike Mussina
SP - Phil Hughes
CL - Mariano Rivera
RP - Brian Bruney
RP - Jose Veras
RP - Edwarrrrrrrr Ramirez
RP - Damaso Marte
RP - Alfredo Aveces
RP - PHIL COKE
Yeah then everyone will get hurt and we'll have Bartolo Colon, Mike Hampton and Chet Steadman in the starting rotation
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