Booker T was willing to do a lot of things for a push, but making out with Lex Luther wasn't one of them.
Hebner: "Feeeeee!!! FEEEEEEE!!!"
Haas: "Argh, will you really just cut that out???"
Rob: "And no one is better than R........... whoa! I can actually bend my arms! WHOA! This show DOESN'T have an invisible crucifix!!!!"
What had Renee been doing with a dog and a stick? Trust me, you DON'T want to know.
Though still a young 20 years old, Renee showed the poise and wisdom of a veteran when he deftly sidestepped an oncoming Steven Richards, who ended up goring the ref instead.
After winning, Renee celebrated and began his Stone Cold-esque gimmick by calling for a couple of Evolution Kool-Aids.
Renee: (reading letter) "This is just to tell you you're going back to Raw next week to be reburied. This SD! gig was just a one-time joke. Happy early April Fools! Love, Stone Cold.
WTF???"
Long: "Listen, Kish. Normally, I'd be pointing at you in this picture and telling Scotty to shoot you in the ass, but given its size, the bullet would probably bounce off and main some else. Here me, playa?"
Eddie: "Remember that 'I Still Remember' gimmick you were supposed to do? I still remember it."
Booker: *getting teary eyed* "D...d...don't mention that. I was gonna get buried man.... b..b...bad memories of what almost could have been." *breaks down*
Eddie: "There there, I didn't mean to make you cry... there there."
Ref: "Riiiiiiicolaaaaaaa!!!"
Sean O'Haire's new wonder lasso certainly made life in the cage a lot more interesting now. And he'd always wanted his own Bubba Ray.
Angle: "Five times! Five times! Five times! Five times! Five times!"
Booker: "Yup, that's how many times I've been WCW Champion!"
Angle: "No, that's how many times you're gonna get buried before we ship you back to Raw."
Booker:
Chavo's gravity manipulation powers proved to be a nuisance when he accidentally brought the Giant Sky Wrench down onto the back of his head.
It turns out that Triple H was still on SmackDOWN after all, and when he made his presence, Chavo quickly and smartly used Spike as a visor to shield him from Hunter's blinding ego.
Bradshaw: "And can you believe it? Nathan Jones took my 'advice' about that Enron stock, and long story short, that's the real reason why he got depressed and went back to Australia."
Booker had to be careful when negotiating the perilous depths of the buried midcard wilderness, lest he be surrounded by hostile natives. Oh damn.
With Eddie's assistance, Booker was able to play his invisible trombone like a pro.
Booker: "You see it? Right there by his tonge!"
Ref: "Yeah! I see now. Eddie, you still got some of Hunter's cum on your teeth."
Eddie: "What? Dammit!"
Booker: "I KNEW that's how you got your main event push!"
If Booker had to smile for the camera, he was making Eddie smile as well, no matter what it took!
Eddie was shocked and appalled when O'Haire used his wonder lasso to rope up Booker T to his cage as well.
Wow, Irwin R. Scheister looks better than ever!
After this incident, Eddie would never call the white cowboy hat a homo again.