Ref: Scissors beats paper, and they also cut hair *Runs fingers threw Hass's hair* Doo da doo da doo! Snip Snip! Little off the top? Little off the bottom? Ohhh it don't matter!
Or....
Ref: *Flashing fingers in front of Hass's eyes* ACK! A SPIDER! Oh nooo! Do you see a spider?
Hass: Will you stop?
There once was a young lady from France
Who rode the trapeeze without any pants
When she'd swing high, way up in the sky
All the men would jump and dance!
"After this wrestling lesson, I'll teach you how to hug!
-Kurt Angle."
Teddy: Now, Keesh, I'm the hot patata! Pa-Ta-Ta! With a P and a TA-TA, you feelin me? Pa-Ta-Ta, kind of like Hot Crack-Ah, ya dig?
Kurt Angle: And what cuts paper?
Booker T: Sciss...ro...
Ref: (In Eddy's face) Minkey-BOODLE!
Referee Nick Patrick has been captured by the Wachati Tribe (ALA: Ace Ventura) and has to complete three tests in order to live. Here, he tries many different ways to get into Guerrero's inside, and gives up and just goes for the Tickle of Death.
Bradshaw: And there he was just above my chambored door, he squealed at me like nothing more, he took my boozm's to the bedroom floor, and whacked about on my door. Who was this on my bedroom floor, smacking me like a chambored door? I reached the door, hoping for a glore, it was just Stephanie, poking on my chambored door like a 2 cent baby whore! Quote the Bradshaw, nevermore!