Kurt: "That's right, Booker... I'm your guardian angel! Jeez, I can't believe you hadn't figured it out by now. Jericho's been trying to tell you for God knows how long."
Booker: "...."
Times were tough in the WWE when the Ref's started stealing gold fillings.
Fearing that Stephanie was returning as GM, RVD prepares to plug his ears.
Renee was excited when Smackdown decided to hold its first Noh Theater, but was a little disappointed that he didn't get the part of Oshi.
Renee: "Ho ho! Look at moi! Ah am Treeple Aysh! See my hold down aura and my peenk panties!"
Ref: "*sigh* No one's fooled, Renee."
Renee: "
Merde."
Renee's victory was shortlived when he felt himself being pulled down by the perilous Smackdown quicksand.
Seconds later, the WWE jobbed John Cena to the entire University of Nevada.
Renee: "Err... Rob? You left this in the ring."
Long couldn't believe it. Here he was, talking with a man who stuck his ass in people's faces and a guy who used to be "Too Hot"... and suddenly HE'S the homo?
Eddie didn't mind hearing Booker complain about this horrible new tie he had to wear ... but couldn't it wait until after he was finised taking a leak?
Ref: "Hey. HEY! Get a room you two!"
As "Power Twin" D-Von Dudley hears a far off cry for help, "Power Twin" Bubba Ray prepares to take flight.
Booker regretted telling Angle about his stomach ulcer after Kurt vowed he'd use a kung-fu chop to remove it.
"Whee! Higher!"
Bradshaw: "... it's a book filled with drama, comedy, and lots of paint-by-number pictures. In conclusion, I highly, highly recommend 'A is for Apple, Z is for Zoo.'"
Booker knew he had to careful in this land of Eminem clones.
Booker: "And then the scary alligator EATS the entire state of Michigan."
Eddie: "Aargghh! That's my favorite state! I'll KILL YOU!"
Oh my God! Shaniqua was back, and she was doing the job herself!
Booker just couldn't bear to hear another story about the size of Eddie's package.
In an incredibly bizarre cross promotion, an older Zack Morris takes revenge on "A.C. Slater".
Fans marked huge when Bradshaw was sucked down by the perilous Smackdown quicksand.