Booker T presents is new "Scuba Diving" gimmick. Angle isn't impressed.
It was the end for Charlie Haas, as RVD was trying to rip off his arm, while the ref was going for the head
Desperate for help, RVD pointed at his ears, hoping that someone would remove his excess ear wax.
Sex sells, heh? Rene Dupree wasn't going to be left behind with his new "Poodle Bestiality" gimmick.
The ref was hypnotized. "Damn, that's a fine piece of ass."
Okay, his bestiality didn't work, so Dupree was working part time as an anatomy model. "Here is the elbow" pointed the teacher.
Cena couldn't believe it. Even if he was one of the most over guy in the company, the cameraman prefered to film the back of the security guard.
"I work as an anatomy model for 5 straight hours and that's the check I get? Life's a bitch."
"Nah, I swear. I used to manage the guy who became Bastion Booger!"
"No way!"
"And I can do just the same for you!"
This is when Rikishi started to look perplexed.
"Esse, that scuba diving suit doesn't fit you."
Booker's feelings were hurt, that's for sure.
Sex sells, heh? Basham wasn't gonna be left behind with his new "Serial Anal Rapist" gimmick.
When Bubba promised to take off his shorts, D-Von couldn't help but just look away.
"I'm sorry, that Scubba Diving suit is just UGLY. Eddie was right."
Booker got hist heart broken again.
Sex sells, heh? Spike wasn't gonna be left behind with his new "Man Whore" gimmick. Even Chavo was impressed.
The 69 position was old news. Here, Chavo and Spike try the "96" position, to no success.
Tenessee Lee's return to WWE was met with indifference from the crowd. Double J wasn't even here anymore.
Booker couldn't take it anymore, but Bob Holly was a bully.
"I took off my damn suit! Stop picking on me!"
Booker did anything he could to get out of the hold. He even stuck his thumb up Eddie's nose.
Eddie didn't want to go to the dentist. He had to be restrained by Booker T so that the doctor could do his job.
The dentist was harsh. "We have to operate right now" he said. Since the anesthesis was absent, Booker had to do it the hard way.
A run-in by the Bashams wasn't a good thing considering their new gimmick. Eddie was scared.
Well, Eddie may have been scared, but Bradshaw knew he would make big bucks with the video of THAT.
Eddie was left for dead. This was the ref's only chance to cop a feel while no one was looking.
Daaaaaaamn, I suck.