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Originally Posted by Smitty
When the people first turn into zombies, it's believable that they can still run, seeing their organs, tissues, and senses are still pretty fresh. But when the movie fast forward to like a month later, they could still run?! WTF, by a month later rigor mortis would have set in and they would have to walk.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have an expert on Zombies!! Tell me, what other chemical changes occure during the 'coming back to life' process? And do you personally believe they love the song "Bring Me 2 Life" and the game "Resident Evil"? On the latter, I hear they complain about the realism of the zombies in the game. Says one Undead, "We are much more athletic than that. Are you going to eat that?"
"What?"
"Your arm."