After one of my friends dad was murdered, as she was giving the eulogy, I danced on his grave. Hilarious.
Had a fivesome. Killed one of my wives because she cheated on me, but now I'm a single dad to baby Matt. You can choose protected or unprotected sex. Commisioned several statues of myself. All in all I'm going to hell in Fable 2 if that exists. Hell, I'm even going to sacrifice my kid for 10k once he comes of age.