I am getting so bad about doing these in a timely fashion.
Oh, well, at least I got them up before RAW.
KURT: Look, I can swallow my face!
The crowd was delighted to see RVD's new "Homicidal Schizophrenic" gimmick. Unfortunately...it wasn't a gimmick. It was a bad trip.
RVD: Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!
RENE: Okay, I 'ave brought ze long rod, am wearing nussing beneath my robe, and...I 'ave ze dog.
FAN: Um, dude, Hunter's on RAW.
As Dupree prepared for the People's Elbow, he had the misfortune of...
...you guessed it...
...tripping over Stevie Richards.
RENE: My legs are gone!
REF: You've gone TOO FAR, Eddie!
CENA: YoyoyoYOYO! Chill. I know I made some of you guys mad when I did my Barry Sanders impression on RAW. No worries. Tonight, I'm here in East Lansing, wearing a Spartans jersey, so there will be no imp--*begins choking*
RENE: Now even ze "Carbo Crunchies" are low carb?
Merde!
TEDDY: I represent the NAACP, and I gotta tell you: Your dancing...it's kinda settin' us back.
EDDIE: I'm sorry,
ese. I agree with the caption. You DO look like the guy from the Dave Matthews Band, homes.
BOOKER: *Sniff*
Okay, since someone already did a Minkey-Boodle reference...
REF: Hoodley-hoo!
DOUG: Hoodley-hoo!
D-VON: What in the world is a hoodley-hoo?!?
Bubba "Electric Thumbs" Dudley is just the latest in the long line of former RAW stars given gimmick overhauls.
BOOK: Dude, your nails look great!
KURT: I KNOW!
RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SPIKE: This is sort of refreshing.
CHAVO: Why?
SPIKE: On RAW, our crucifices were invisible.
BRADSHAW: And now I'm...Jimmy Stewart! "Muh-muh muh mouth's bleedin', Burt!" Ha ha ha! Thank you!
TAZZ: Didn't they used to be a little more discreet about filling TV time?
COLE: Your mic's on.
TAZZ: Well, I'm fired.
HOLLY: You took my main event push!
GUNN: And my claim to being the biggest tag-to-singles success story.
LONDON: And my TV time!
FUNAKI: And my rugged sex appeal!
BOOK:
EDDIE: Wheeeeee! You're right, Hunter! Holding the brother down IS fun!
BOOK: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
REF: I hope so...
BOOK: I
thought I made myself clear in Boston.
Even when playing a heel, Booker still can't resist the urge to say "Cheese."
Eddie reacts to the news that the Gobbledygooker was a member of HIS family!
BRADSHAW: Now I'm Popeye. "Agagagagaga!"
REF: Eddie? Eddie, wake up! Oh, man... I told you not to drink all of that. The hat SAID it was 10 gallons!