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I want to see a backstage promo with "Professor Knox," in complete lecturer garb, wearing tiny glasses, where he talks about the scientific reasons he is more man than us:
1. He used to bang Kelly Kelly.
2. He has an awesome beard.
3. He can kick our asses.
4. He used to bang Kelly Kelly.
5. He has cool theme music.
6. He has a great finisher.
7. He's not afraid to wear silly glasses.
8. He gets paid to do something he is good at, and enjoys -- hurting people.
9. He used to bang Kelly Kelly.
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