Trust me, man...roids will make it this little!
Ref: Nah Nah!
Bruce Banner (Kane): Trust me, you don't want to make me.....ANGRY!!!
Shelton: Dude! Seriously, if I don't find my contact lens my mom's gonna kill me.
HHH: Aw geez....if you get grounded I won't get to stay over this weekend!
Batista: What do you mean there's a UFO behind me?
Nitro: Like I'm gonna fall for that one again!
Christian: "Aw yeah! Keep diggin, girl. Don't mind that loose change. I'm sure you'll find something more interesting in there than that!
"Hunter...we just checked our numbers, and it turns out that the internet fans DON'T like you after all."
or
"Hunter, I hate to tell you this, but your wife.....she's kinda a slut."
or
Ref: "Hunter, I have some bad news about why we wanted you to job to shelton...
HHH: Well come on! Don't beat around the bush!
Ref: *chuckles* Uh...it's kinda funny you should mention that when we're in a conversation about you, Shelton, and Steph...
HHH: I didn't say anything about Steph....OH GOD!
or (best one of all)
Keeping with the "THere's something about Mary" theme of the new WWE, HHH demonstrates what an ideal character should be like by zipping his balls up in his pants zipper.
Shelton: Steph told me about your "little" problem...heh heh heh
JR: Tonight we have a special guest in attendance: The wisdom cube from Aqua Teen Hunger Force."
Voice in the Croud: "KEEP HONKING, I'M STILL LOADING MY GUN!!!"
Austin: "...and that's when she started givin me some lip"
Shelton: "Dude, I figured you wouldn't smell like booze until after you went out to the ring..."
Austin: "...so I says 'womin...you just broke the law!'"
Shawn: Ok...DUDE! Only GOD can touch me like that!
Kane soon realized that he had drank an entire bucket of his own barf for nothing...the bit had been done before.
Shawn: Keep away! Keep away!
Benoit: Dude, in order to play keep away, you have to have more than one person....and the object of it is to actually keep the title away from me, not hand it to me!
Benoit: "The ex-boyfriend off of "Meet the Parents""
Nitro: "...I still won't let you win!"
Benoit: "There's gotta be some Ben Stiller movie character I can base myself off of to make it around here!"
Shawn: "Dude! Zoolander! Zoolander!"
THe match really went to hell when the swarm of bees attacked Nidia.