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As Coach puts on a scene from his school play, Tajiri thought it sucked, so he spat on him.
Ref: **Stares at Nidia's breasts**
Nidia: What the hell are you looking at?
Ref: Theres a... uh... spot on your shirt... Im trying to burn it off w/ my heat ray vision...
Nidia: Pervert...
Eww! Eww! Get it off!
Worst Elvis Lip ever...
Triple H went too far, now he was stealing the spot light of other people's ENTRANCES!
Trips: **Sniff** Do you smell that?
Shelton: **Cough cough** Yeah, WTF is that!?
Sitting on the toilet whistling while wrestling a match... All this and much more on 60 Minuites!
Vince was starting to get cheap with the Pyros... HBK had to throw the sparkles in the air now...
Lillian: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Johnny: Wasnt me!
HBK and Chris: THEN WHO!?
Worst Sharpshooter ever...
HBK was SO pissed with Ric's boot color that he threw him accross the ring, and proceeded to spray paint them pink with little bunnies.
HBK: Uh, here...
Chris: Why are you standing like that? Whats wrong with me!?
HBK: Uh, well, if you can kill Ric with your breath, I wouldnt be too hard...
Johnny just couldnt believe it... Shawn chose Chris over him!
Dave: I won it!
Johnny: No, I won it!
Lillian: Well, who won the burping contest... You or you?
Both: ME! Rabblerabblerabble
Chris: You okay!?
HBK: AHH! YOU KILLED AGIAN! AHHH! **Runs**
Shawn: Point to your kn... sky!
Shelton: Im proud to be American, AND Im gonna beat Trips tonight! Can tonight get any better?!
Austin: Heh, I wouldnt look behind you...
(Moments later Triple H comes in from behind and cripples Shelton)
Trish: Cheeeeeese!
Trish: CHEESE DAMN IT! TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE!
Christian: There there, we'll get Chris for running over Foofoo...
Trish (Crying and getting her breath): Then... Can.. You... Get... Me... A... New... One?!
Christian: 'Course!
Kissy time!
Kane didnt believe Tajiri when he said that Kane could puke on himself... Now he was a believer...
Man, Hacksaw Jim Duggan shrunk!
Kane was pissed at Tajiri... Now he had to take a SECOND show this month!
Trips: Im telling you... She stuffs her bras and she's really THIIIISS small!
Shelton: This small? HAHAHAHA!
Trips: I didnt say it was funny
Trips: Dude, Mike... Im seeing WWE logos on your hand agian...
Mike: You've been with RVD agian, havent you...
The crab claw growing out of Shelton's arm didnt phase him... He had beaten Triple H, and now he's going to Disney Land! Besides, with that crab claw, he could get to the front of the lines by saying hes crippled!
Trips: EWWWW! THATS WHAT THE TAPE LOOKS LIKE!? EWWWW!