Coach paid dearly for making fun of Shang Tsung's new haircut.
No one escped from... THE ARMPIT TICKLER!!!
Nidia was understandably freaked out when It Jr. flew out and attacked her.
And when It Jr. pounced on Molly... well... lets just say things got a little ugly.
The devil that he was, HHH waited until Hurricane was busy engaged in battle with Steven Richards before he made his surprise ambush.
Lice inspector Triple H could be a bit violent at times.
*Rhyno enters the ring*
Rhyno: "All right, another match on TV!"
*DING DING DING!*
Rhyno: "Hey! My opponent's Lance! This should be fast."
*DING DING DING!*
Announcer: "And the winner of the match, RHYNO!!!"
Rhyno: "Wow, that was fast."
Shawn: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have had that chili Bret sent me."
Yeah, Johnny Ace/Blaze/Spade wanted to be slick an all, but this was no time to be trying to convince the ladies about your penis size.
There was a reason Shawn and Ric never played Twister with each other...
Knowing Flair never got over the top rope, Benoit was nice enough to help him out.
As Michael's handed Benoit the tag title, he used a deft maneuver of the Force to steal Benoit's World Heavyweight Title. Master Helmsley would have his precious back.
Joke was on Michaels, though, as Benoit hugged him and taped a sign that said: "Ha ha, Hunter, this one's made of chocolate."
Johnny: "Dude!"
Batista: "Dude!"
Johnny: "Dude!"
Batista: "Dude!"
Johnny: "Rockin' on the air guitar dude!"
Batista: "Yeah, dude, we are like... totally the man! Or the men! Dude!"
Johnny: "Dude!"
Batista: "Dude!"
Flair (behind them): "Um... guys? Match?"
Benoit: "You stupid excuse for a Hebner! You're supposed to ring the bell whenever someone's locked in a submission move!"
Michaels: "Yeah! Now get that straight before you screw it up when I put Benoit in the Crossface at Backlash!"
Benoit: "Yeah! Wait, what?"
RAW was momentarily interrupted by two exhibitionists who put Lance Storm to shame.
Austin: "Heheh.. and then she said, 'No! I'm not your bitch!' and I said 'Shut up, bitch!' and she's like 'It's over!' and I'm like 'You're breaking my law, bitch!' and she's like 'This isn't wrestling, you moron!' so I stunned her and drank six bears, and when she got up, I stunned her again!' Heheheheh..."
Benjamin: "Um, Steve, you're still drunk aren't you?"
Austin: "...and then the cops decided to stop by for some reason..."
You couldn't see in this picture, but Trish has a midget under her podium.
I got nothing.
Christian was busy tenderly consoling Trish until he stepped back and realized he'd been holding Dustin Runnels, sans gold paint, all this time.
OR
Poor midcarders... even in their dreams they get buried.
Apparently having not learned Coach's lesson, Kane paid the price when he teased Shang Tsung about his new crop as well.
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Kane was just as shocked as everyone else. An overflow of recent jobbing had reduced Triple H into Hunter HOBO Helmsley!
Hulk... getting... angry...
Triple H: "Tiny wang! Tiny wang!"
Shelton: "Actually, I shared some company with Steph earlier today, and revealed that it is YOU who has the tiny wang!"
Triple H: 'Hm.... I'm under attack and actually selling some midcarder's move...'
Triple H: 'Wait a moment, one of my matches just ended, and my OPPONENT is celebrating???'
Triple H: 'OH SHIT! THAT'S WHY! I FORGOT TO DRINK MY EVOLUTION KOOL-AID THIS MORNING!!!'