COACH: ...and then Mae came.
TAJIRI: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf!
Wow! Nidia's getting REALLY good at her Stephanie impression. First the chest, now the sprea--oh, sorry.
NIDIA: Okay! I cleaned out A-Train's shower drain. What do you need me to do now?
That's not Molly. THAT'S A MAN, BABY!
HHH: Oh, shit! There's an "H" on the 'Tron! I missed my cue!
HHH: And THAT's for saying the athletic tape roll was too wide!
SHELTON: Okay. *Gasp* It fit perfectly...
RHYNO: Love you, too, Stevie. No one must ever know...
AVALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHE!
LILIAN: Does anyone know where my panties are?
Where will YOU be when a senior citizen kicks your ass so hard it pops through your crotch?
SHAWN: Hey, did you hear that Rhyno's on RAW now?
RIC: Yeah, why do you a--oh.
HBK: Ha ha! Now I'M the champion!
GOD: Give it back!
HBK: Yessir.
JOHNNY: I forgot to tape "The Inferno" tonight.
LILIAN: What did you guys think of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?"
BOTH: Thumbs up!
And here we see a full-grown zebra taken down mid-stride by the vicious wolverine.
HBK: Rhyno?
CHRIS: Yeah...
STEVE: You wouldn't happen to know where the Divas' locker room is, would you?
SHELTON: Down the hall to the left. Why?
STEVE: No reason. *Cracks knuckles* I'll be back in a minute.
Good to see Trish earned her Oxstar Seal of Approval.
Tonight's edition of RAW is brought to you by Herbal Essences. Yes. Yes! YES!
TRISH: I wuv you, Papa Smurf...
CHRISTIAN: Um...yeah.
KANE: ...and he kept yelling "Who's your coach?! Who's your coach?!"
TAJIRI: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf!
KANE: Note to self, Chia is NOT edible.
KANE: Jellooooo Pudding!
EDGE:
That's great!
Is
it in you?
HHH (falsetto): Hi. Ah'm Mister Fingy!
REF: Oh, God. All the jobbing is finally getting to him.
HHH (falsetto): Wanna be mah friend?
SHELTON: Watch out for...The Claw!
HHH: AHHHHHHHHHH! Helphelphelphelphelp!
REF: Knock it off, Shel.
SHELTON: Hey, Hunter, I forgot to mention that your Kool-Aid delivery accidentally wound up at my locker room. I had a little. Hope you don't mind.
HHH: Ohhhhhh...
That bastard Sauron always picked the most inopportune time to do a run-in.
HHH: My parents are in Florida...and I'm in New York!