Like Austin Powers said, "This isn't my bag baby", but I'm going to give it a go. Maybe I hit it lucky and get on that "Best Captions of the Year" thread.
Tajiri unleashed his new move on the Coach. The "Gingivitis Ki Blast".
Nitro: How you do'in?
Shawn: I don't beleive it. We finally won the titles Marty!
Benoit: You're not even trying anymore.
Shawn: Just joking there Jericho.
Benoit: Again...wrong Chris!
Shawn: Nowinski?
Benoit: Keep trying.
Shawn: Chetti?
Benoit: He doesn't even work for this company.
Shelton: Well the offer's nice Austin, but I've heard what you do to your girlfriends.
Trish: Shit, damn, ass, fuck, bastard, bitch, badd ass heel, fuck, shit, damn!
And here we see a hugh between the CLB...and Christian.
Tajiri attempts the Gingivitis Ki Blast against Kane...
...but it shows very little effect.
Kane: Fool! Your Gingivitis Ki Blast is no match for my dentistry powers. Now you shall pay.
Someone: Quick...get into positions. Triple H is coming.
Triple H: This is how long your push is going to last.
Shelton: Oh yea, well Vince said my push was going to last this long...
...DAMN IT!
*Shelton reaches behind HHH head.*
Shelton: Hey...what's this.
HHH: No, no, no...
not the amulet!!!
Shelton: I actually won! Wow, this amulet must have been the source of HHH's powers!
Within seconds after losing his amulet, HHH get's a divorce from his wife, his back turned on by anyone with WWE power, de-pushed, and jobbed off to Lance Storm...and all before the copywrites pop up.