The always deadly and gross Osaka flu hits the RAW locker room with disgusting results.
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Tajiri just didn't have the stomach to make it through that best of Mae Young video: Mae gone wild uncensored edition
::Nidia Thinking:: Wow, This is what I worked so hard for these last few years. My mom, my dad, my Fiancée, there all watching me, I'm so happy I could make them proud, Its like a dream come true.
::Ref Thinking:: Look at them titties, my goodness!
The female wrestling species, Nidia Wrestleus, goes through a molting process every so often. here we can see that she has shed her old skanky curly hair for some new straight hoe style hair.
Steph: "I dunno I've tried everything, I've even tried scrubbing them out"
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Jerri from survivor makes her wrestling debut as the bitch who hates everyone and complains about everything.
The Hurricane may have super powers be even he was unable to dodge the giant throwing star that evil ninja, storm shadow threw at him
::Rhyno:: Ok man, be cool, don't mess this gore up, last time that happened Vince got pissed and put me in a feud with hardcore holly ::shudder:: ok, concentrate man, ready set, go!
When HBK said he had god on his side he wasn't kidding, as our father and lord appeared before the arena and smote the devil HHH, casting him to back to the dark depths from where he came.
Johnny B.-"I forgot my gimmick name again this week, just make something up, not like anyone cares, I am a tough enough winner after all."
The Figure four leg lock had gone terribly wrong, when HBK, powered by god, stood straight up breaking both of Ric's legs in 4 spots.
Ric: Shawn I'm getting caught down there, can you adjust me."
Shawn: "It would be my pleasure."
Ric: "ahh it's good to be a legend."
HBK and CB celebrate their win over the Devil's spawn, while god cheers them on from seat 2a.Row B section 12.
Batista: "Hunter you gotta help, These guys are just to talented and over compared to me."
Hunter ::Satanic Voice:: "You've got no mic skills, or in ring skills, plus I'm focusing all my evil powers on little hunter, er I mean Randy, So sorry, even I can't work miracles Dave."
You see the trick is to live in Texas, you'll get executed for Jaywalking there, but a scumbag like me, hell the cops just ask for my autograph and let me go
Trish was gloating about how she got the last package of Crest white strips.
Trish was furious when the little blue man in the hamster ball refused to stop following her to the ring.
Christian was horrified when he found out the woman he had been comforting for the last few minutes wasn't Trish, but was in fact Madeline Albright.
Kane's Ecto cooler addiction was beginning to affect his in ring performance.
Jerry Lynn made his velocity re-debut when he pinned Kane in 10 seconds, thus killing his character forever.
Kane: "I didn't know that when you say the line, I don't know, on this show they pour slime on you.
Reps to any old schooler that gets this one
I'm crushing your head!
This is how big your penis is compared to mine, You know what they say about black men Hunter.
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OMG it's happening again, it's just like WM XII all over again! NOOOOOOOOOOOO ::hunter explodes::