Lilian: ... and your special guest ref is Johnny Spa..
Johnny: actually there's been a change. I'll be Johnny Nitro from now on
Lilian: your special ref... Johnny Nitro
Batista: Hey I thought your name was Spade!
Johnny: I changed it
Batista: Well I wanna change my name too! Can I be announced as the Next Big Thing? I hear that's available now.
Lilian: Fine, whatever. "Introducing the referee for the match Johnny Nitro. First up is team of Ric Flair and The Next Big Thing Batista. Their opponents for tonight are HBK Shawn Michaels and the WWE Champ Chris Benoit, from Calgary Alb....
Benoit (off screen): Actually Lilian, it's Atlanta now....
Lilian: F'k it, I quit.
That is by far the longest caption I've ever written.