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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Had to revisit this. You do know wrestling's fake, right? I mean, Undertaker is neither a zombie nor a MMA fighter, Kane isn't his brother, nobody is really wished well in their future endeavors, and John Cena and Randy Orton are probably lovers, not enemies.
But if we do want to get anal, medical bills are really crippling, and it's probably more believable that the Has-Been Kid is in debt up to his eyeballs than it is to believe most of the other current storylines.
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Uh, you're wrong. Mark Calloway is filed as a "Living Undead" on all of his tax forms and has been for the last decade (of destruction). Kane is his brother, but he is not a zombie, and does not get a tax cut for it, and Cena and Orton are not lovers, in fact, Orton put Cena on the sidelines not long ago (that's how much they hate each other).
Also, if HBK's medical bills have bankrupt him, then Cena should be in the fucking poorhouse.