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Evans by TKO.
Why: He is a Team Jackson fighter, as is Techno Viking (Jardine). Techno Viking has the last win over Griffin. The last time Shad fought a guy who Jardine had a win against... WHAT HAPPENED, CHACK?
Big Nog via Submission
Why: As good as Mir's Jiu Jitsu is, Nog's is 500x better. He has better striking, better cardio, and better pretty much everything else. He can get rocked, but Mir's stand up is weak.
Wand by KO
Why: Rampage is nuts, but Wand is fucking evil. I see a rape choke and right hands raining on 'page's dome.
CB by Decision
Don't know much about the other guy, and Dolloway is a boring ass wrestler, so he'll probably Lay N Pray his way to victory.
Cheick Kongo by Decision
Why: I know jack shit about New Jack... I mean Mustafa. Kongo can't finish anyone, even a neutered Cro Cop.
Yushin Okami by Submission
Why: He has the tools to give Anderson Silva a fight, so he can probably beat Lister. I'd rather see Okami fight Maia for a shot at the MW title.
Wessel by Submission
Why: I flipped a coin, it landed tails.
Hamill by KO
Why: He's Corky strong. The fans will cheer, he won't know. (God I'm so going to hell for that.) Shit, they should give him the gayest theme song ever, like "It's Raining Men". It's not like he'd know. (Judgement day is gonna be a bitch.)
Chonan by Decision.
Why: I pulled the means out of my ass, but I heard of Chonan, so I'm picking him.
Patrick Barry by KO.
Why: I flipped a coin. It landed heads.
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