Just a warm-up before I have my first go at this captioning thing...
"WWE: Live from the Cave of Wonders!" ended in tragedy, as Kurt Angle found himself irresistibly drawn to one of the cave's forbidden treasures.
Eddie Guerrero proudly unveils the new "Latino Heat Asshat" - available now on WWE ShopZone!
When in trouble, Eddie simply escaped through one of his trusty Acme Insta-Holes.