Angle: Wow, I'm really honored, and graciously accept this Broken-Neck-Stay-On-TV-Anyway-And-Bury-People award, but Austin is going to be a tough act to follow.
This would be the last time Rikishi would ask for "All you can eat" when stepping into the WWE ring.
However, this would not be the last time for the Big Show to ask for "All you can eat" when stepping into a WWE ring.
Bradshaw: Are you the cruiserweight I'm here to bury?
Driver:
No hablo-
Bradshaw: (Cutting him off) Thanks little buddy. Know where I might find this "Hablo" character?
Rey: I wonder if you could do me a favor, get my head outta here, I don't like the flavor.
Chavo: (Soft sigh of contentment) Ah Rey, where would I be without you rapping?
Rey: I am the Latino John Cena, who is the White Eminem, who is the White Vanilla Ice...
Chavo: Rey, that didn't rhyme...
Rey: ...Better get my head outta here, 'cause I have lice.
Chavo: ...
Bradshaw: Bradshaw 619 says I just whipped your ass!
Haas thought he had things well under control, until RVD's arm morphed into the MegaMan Buster Cannon.
When your penis is that large, it certainly takes alot out of you to masturbate.
Haas: This little piggy went to AA... This little piggy got stoned. This little piggy's wife got beat, and this little piggy drew none. And this little piggy went, weeeeeeeeewewewewewe, all the way home!
RVD: Piggy one is Jake Roberts, Piggy two is me, Piggy three is Austin, Piggy four is Big Show, and Piggy five is Lesnar.
Haas: Damn, you're good!
RVD: Man, I told you not to inhale Richards's shotguns with all your lung power...
As usual, the WWE's drug test got a little dramatic.
Mr. Orton was kind enough to lend SmackDown his ESP machine, even though it was the other brand.
Booker: (This man is the epitome of the word "jabroni...")
Hardcore Holly: (I wish you were about 15 years younger you little ****, then I'd put you in your place.)
Ref: (...Is that... Eminem? No, couldn't be.)
Booker: Damn Bob, don't you think you're being a little stiff man?
Hardcore: SHUT UP BLACK LESNAR!
Booker: ...Black WHAT? Look here, silly little white man...
And thus, Booker one-upped Brock, by disintegrating Holly's entire head with a piledriver.
Long: D'Von...
I... Am your father.
Let's all hear it for the WWE's newest debut.
AssMan:
gangster
Cena and the ref were shocked to see a guy call his own neck a homo.
Cena: Jesus, I want a raise. I carry practically half this company on my back.
Cena: This dog should be the new mascot for the WWE! Not only does it live and breathe WWE, but it shits WWE too!
Eddie: Look, before you say something like, "Burritos and nachos and tacos," or something, I'd like to tell you that just because I'm a Latino doesn't mean I always eat that stuff, and that I can't enjoy a slice of pizza or a nice steak, so let's try and keep it respectable.
OJ: I did it for The Rock.
Apparently, to add spice to the brand feud between RAW and SmackDown, Jim Ross decided to invade SmackDown, proclaiming to be the leader of the new stable, "bWo," or, "BAHGAWDBBQSAUCESTUNNERUNPRETTIER World Order."
Bradshaw: And this pink right here represents some heavy heat and humidity pouring through the area. A little to the west of that, there is some light rainfall, and I guess that giant Mexican guy is like El Nino or something.
Eddie Guerrero was not a guy to fuck around when it came to Chuck E. Cheese games.
Bradshaw does his impression of Vince trying to think of something to say other than, "You're fired."
'Taker: Well Eddie, looks like putting on that cowboy hat got you a huge pop, guess you owe me 20 bucks.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that Eddie put the hat down there, or the fact that it slowly began to fill up.
Eddie: P'tew! This is the nastiest tortilla I've ever had!
Since Ross had success with his cookbook, Austin decided to give it a go. He was also kind enough to show us how he made French Toast for free.
Bradshaw: Ah shit! Sorry Steve, I forgot to tape your shows on the Lifetime channel!
Austin: April Fools!
Fan: Eddie, what are you doing?
Eddie: I'm doing a science fair project on the diets of people that Vince will give a push.
Eddie was beginning to get frustrated, and thought to himself, "This is the last time I try and hat dance with Steven Richards."