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**Corkscrewed** · 04-02-2004, 03:05 AM

It's voting time again! This month's nominees...

Nowhere Man:

HBK: Look, Bret, I know you're probably still upset about the whole--
Benoit: My name's not Bret. It's Chris.
HBK: Oh! Well, I like the new hair color! Looks better than when I beat you last year!
Benoit: Wrong Chris.
HBK: Jeez, how many of you guys are there?!

Tired of hearing Booker's whining, Angle uses an amazing trick he'd learned from Cena. Booker was stunned and frightened when out of nowhere, he couldn't see Kurt anymore.

Always450:

Even The Big Show used his own matches for bathroom breaks.

El Santo:

"Alright... got the money, the power, and the bitchin' Lego set ... c'mon, LADIES!"

Rock Bottom:

Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H!
Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME!
Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand!
Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely)

Lamuella:

The meeting of "6 foot burning wieners anonymous" was under way.

Loopydate:

Victoria's new Harpy Scream finisher was found to have an unusual effect on her opponents.

REF: Eddie? Eddie, wake up! Oh, man... I told you not to drink all of that. The hat SAID it was 10 gallons!

STEVE: You wouldn't happen to know where the Divas' locker room is, would you?
SHELTON: Down the hall to the left. Why?
STEVE: No reason. *Cracks knuckles* I'll be back in a minute.

Corkscrewed:

Farooq: "You told me that ImClone stock was gonna be GOLD!"
Bradshaw: "Um... yeah... about that..."

Sascha:

You mean there's a whole OTHER roster to be buried???

MVP:

Ric: "Hey look man, when Vince told me to whack you, I didn't know he meant this."

Porksoda:

Bradshaw: And there he was just above my chambored door, he squealed at me like nothing more, he took my boozm's to the bedroom floor, and whacked about on my door. Who was this on my bedroom floor, smacking me like a chambored door? I reached the door, hoping for a glore, it was just Stephanie, poking on my chambored door like a 2 cent baby whore! Quote the Bradshaw, nevermore!

I have to apologize to Nowhere Man and Loopydate (to Loopy again). I had to include two from NM and THREE from Loopy, because I honestly could not choose one above the others. I tried to pick the best, but they were just to equal. It's hard to choose among five stars.

You may notice that even though there's only one winner in CotM (barring a tie), the most popular captions still are noted. Those will move on to a Caption of 2004 (first half) poll where voters will choose their top five. Anyway, sorry to Loopy and Nowhere Man. If your combined pics get more than the winner and the winner isn't you, you'll get a special mention.

It's kinda like having too many starting pitchers because they're all good. That's a better problem than having too few, right?

Anyway, people, you have 10 days.

04-02-2004, 03:05 AM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Caption of the Month: March 2004 It's voting time again! This month's nominees... Nowhere Man: HBK: Look, Bret, I know you're probably still upset about the whole-- Benoit: My name's not Bret. It's Chris. HBK: Oh! Well, I like the new hair color! Looks better than when I beat you last year! Benoit: Wrong Chris. HBK: Jeez, how many of you guys are there?! Tired of hearing Booker's whining, Angle uses an amazing trick he'd learned from Cena. Booker was stunned and frightened when out of nowhere, he couldn't see Kurt anymore. Always450: Even The Big Show used his own matches for bathroom breaks. El Santo: "Alright... got the money, the power, and the bitchin' Lego set ... c'mon, LADIES!" Rock Bottom: Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H! Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME! Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand! Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely) Lamuella: The meeting of "6 foot burning wieners anonymous" was under way. Loopydate: Victoria's new Harpy Scream finisher was found to have an unusual effect on her opponents. REF: Eddie? Eddie, wake up! Oh, man... I told you not to drink all of that. The hat SAID it was 10 gallons! STEVE: You wouldn't happen to know where the Divas' locker room is, would you? SHELTON: Down the hall to the left. Why? STEVE: No reason. Cracks knuckles I'll be back in a minute. Corkscrewed: Farooq: "You told me that ImClone stock was gonna be GOLD!" Bradshaw: "Um... yeah... about that..." Sascha: You mean there's a whole OTHER roster to be buried??? MVP: Ric: "Hey look man, when Vince told me to whack you, I didn't know he meant this." Porksoda: Bradshaw: And there he was just above my chambored door, he squealed at me like nothing more, he took my boozm's to the bedroom floor, and whacked about on my door. Who was this on my bedroom floor, smacking me like a chambored door? I reached the door, hoping for a glore, it was just Stephanie, poking on my chambored door like a 2 cent baby whore! Quote the Bradshaw, nevermore! I have to apologize to Nowhere Man and Loopydate (to Loopy again). I had to include two from NM and THREE from Loopy, because I honestly could not choose one above the others. I tried to pick the best, but they were just to equal. It's hard to choose among five stars. You may notice that even though there's only one winner in CotM (barring a tie), the most popular captions still are noted. Those will move on to a Caption of 2004 (first half) poll where voters will choose their top five. Anyway, sorry to Loopy and Nowhere Man. If your combined pics get more than the winner and the winner isn't you, you'll get a special mention. It's kinda like having too many starting pitchers because they're all good. That's a better problem than having too few, right? Anyway, people, you have 10 days.