Bradshaw: Ahhh, it is just how I remember it 10 years ago! I love it!
Driver: Yeah. Let's go turn you in, again.
Bradshaw: Wait..what? Turn me in?
Driver: Well, yes. Rape, sexual assault...it's all a crime.
Bradshaw: We're at Disney World right?
Driver: No, this is Disney State Prison!
Bradshaw: I TOLD YOU TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD!
Chavo: He cannot escape!
RVD accidently slid crotch-first into the ring post, inspiring the referee to do the same!
Booker T: You disrespecting me, sucka? You and me ain't nothing but mammels, so, let's do it right now, and I am going to kick your ass, just like the Discovery Channel!
Hardcore Holly: Gettin Horny Now!
Bradshaw: EDDIE! GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK!
or..
Bradshaw: NO, YOU CAN'T PUT MOUNTAIN DEW IN THERE! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
And we thought Bowling for Soup was a band