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Lucy was a bulldog and I thought she (he?) was purebred. Interesting note on the fates on these beasts: It seems that the WWE has been getting the sex of the animals wrong. Sure, you could name your male dog fifi, which most people would consider a bitch's name, but who's stopping you there? Why not call your first born son Sue? It'll make the bastard tough! My point is that if you're going to have a bitch name out there you might as well find a bitch to go with the name? YOu would think with all the divas that Vinny Mac wouldn't have too much trouble finding a bitch to go with the name fifi! What, did all of the bitches that came to the casting call **** up their lines or something? The writers all line up and say, "OK, fifi, gimme a bark" and all the bitches in line give various barnyard animal noises and the one male who got caught up in the whole mess just trying to sniff some sweet bitch ass says "Woof" and gets the job! At least use some double sided tape to hold his wang close to his body, maybe make a mangina out of it....dear god, what am I talking about!?!
Who wants to take me on bets that Big Show eats the damn thing in the next couple of months?
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