Thread: Randy Orton at his Finest
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Old 02-26-2009, 03:08 AM   #26
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Originally Posted by thehazeeffect View Post
The only memeber of the family he hasn't it is Linda.

God what would I give to witness that punt...
I think the WWE are pretending Linda McMahon doesn't exist for now. But I would love to see Randy Orton get Vickie Guerrero to ban Triple H from the building for a night (in some sort of effective way), and invite Linda McMahon to show up, promising that he won't punt her in the head, and that if he does, he will forfeit his WrestleMania title shot.

Linda McMahon agrees to show up, not being intimidated by a thug. Orton could then cut a promo that turns into this justification for not punting Linda:

"...Linda, the reason I agreed not to punt you...it'd be too merciful. Your entire marriage, your husband has been running around with other women, cheating on you, and bragging about it on national television. Your son has been jumping off things and destroying the body you gave him, and your little princess? Well she's just waiting for you to die until she can take over the company.

Vince, Shane, Stephanie -- they all have this cold blood running through their veins. That cold McMahon blood! But you don't. You're not genetically a McMahon. You don't have the same greed, lust and self-destructive need to embarrass themselves and each other in front of the world. You are just a pitiful old woman who married into this sick family, and for the last couple of decades you've been breathing in their poison and it's killing you.

Linda -- I know the real reason you came here tonight. It wasn't to see the man that's been causing your family all this grief. You came here tonight because you want me to end your's. You want me to punt you the head, and put you out of your misery. But that's exactly why I won't do it. After all, who would hurt an innocent old lady?"

Linda then bursts out and says she does want Orton to punt her in the head. Not because of the reasons Orton believes, but because she can't stand waking up every day and knowing that her husband and son have been kicked in the head by Orton -- and that he put his hands on her daughter. She can't stand this world Orton has created for her. She begs him to just do it.

Orton then tells Linda he said he wouldn't punt her -- and then BAM! RKO! Only hopefully not botched.
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