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Dear Splaya,
I don't love you. I had T.O. on my favorite team for the last two years, and he hasn't brought us a championship. I should've seen it coming. I've decided to punish him for the rest of his football eternity and send him to.... Hey, I'll surprise you!
God
PS. quit with the 'I will devote my life' crap. I know you are lying! Besides you've all got it wrong anyway! The Mormons are correct!!!
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