The adventures of Matt Hardy: Episode 1 - Pigeon shit
It's another ordinary and so far uneventful day in the life of Matt Hardy
Oh yeah except he has to fight MVP. But Matt isn't really bothered because he's the better wrestler and should easily beat MVP.
However Matt doesn't count on outside interference from a pigeon shitting on him. MVP shows his appreciation by dedicating the match to the pigeon. Matt, however, is livid.
Matt: Damnit pigeon, you've cost me the match for the last time, I'm sick of you shitting on me!
Matt: And it also makes me sick that you have desecrated the Wrestlemania 25 sign with your shit. Me and you at Wrestlemania you feathered freak!
MVP comes back out to the ring.
MVP: Leave that pigeon alone Matt, how about you pick on someone your own size?!
Matt: Wait a minute? Didn't you just beat me and haven't I already looked like this twice already?
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Matt: God damn it, I hate that f**king pigeon
MVP: In the pigeon we trust