Regal shows up. Bischoff knows that he wants a job , so he tells Regal he can return to Raw, but only if he manages EB's "nephew," Eugene Dinsmore. he builds Eugen up, saying he's young and 6'2' 280..so Regal figures its ok.
He goes to find Eugene and it is of course a big guy, wearing a jacket inside out with apaper pinned to him that says "HELLO MY NAME IS EUGENE." Eugene is "special." Regal takes him to go talk to EB.
Next segment, Regal is bitching about the situation to Eric, Eugene slips off to the announce booth, and starts doing a bit with JR & The King. Lawler calls him whacked...Eugene says, "DERRRR, whacked, whacked....BUSHWHACKERS!!!" Then does a aquick Luke impression before licking Lawler's face. Regal comes out , grabs him, and they got to the back.
We laughed, we cried, we handed Nick Dinsmore the role of "rasslin' retard" and apparently bumped Eternalone's poor widdle head.
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