John Morrison didn't actually hit those men with a pescada. He froze in mid-air, then started shooting energy beams out of his abs at them. Because he's John fucking Morrison.
R-Truth, Jesse and Tyson Kidd ended up with a lot of heat on them for starting a conga line mid-match.
Charles Robinson: Everybody dance!
Goldust: Fuck off, man.
Mike Knox: You just ruined it for everybody.
Hurricane Helms: Let's go get pizza, guys.
Marty Elias: Yeah, I'm just going to go for it...BOOB GRAB!
I'm sorry, I don't have anything witty to say; I'd just bone every one of those women.
CM Punk thought he was going to get a massive push, but his excitement quickly turned to fear when it was revealed that he'd be defending his Money in the Bank briefcase against Ra, the Sun God.
Midget Paid by TPWW to go to RAW in Rey Mysterio Mask: Dude, you were never World Heavyweight Champion -- you know that, right?
Rey Mysterio: Whoa...dude, you're blowing my mind.
Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy & Edge: There's the douchebag!
Big Show: Damn it.
John Cone: Holy shit! That's what Beth Phoenix looks like without make-up?!?!
Legacy's dramatic interpretive dance theatre performance was not nearly enough to save their heat after WrestleMania.
Batista: Down! Down! Up! Up!
Everyone on RAW: Oh God no!
Maury Povich: And gentlemen...you ARE the reason RAW has been so shitty lately!
After Legacy failed to aid him in his performance earlier in the night, Randy Orton decided to make a solo break for it.
Randy Orton: Oh God...is it the weather? Oh God...WHY AM I HERE?!?!
Vince McMahon: I'd just like to reveal that it is actually Batista that's dying.
Batista: But I never even got the chance to be a grandfather...oh wait.