Kid: Pink is a sissy color.
Rey: Shut up, Dominic, or I'm never bringing you on the road again.
Bourne: AUGH! This Granny just broke my arm! I think I need more time off the road to heal up!
JBL (on the phone to Vince): Get that guy deported RIGHT NOW!

JR: Look, King, it's High Chief Peter Maiavia.
King: He's dead, JR.
JR: Look, King, it's Wahoo McDaniel
King: He's dead, too.
JR: Look, King, it's Puppies!
King: WAHOO!
JR: Look, King, it's that kid from Heroes!
King:
Announcer: And now, it's time for everyone's favorite gameshow - Kelly Kelly, Tiffany, or Torrie Wilson. Which one is THIS?

Matt: I am the very model of a modern Major General...
Vickie: Matt, I may look like Paula Abdul tonight, but this is DEFINITELY NOT American Idol.
Miz: The bromance is OVER!
Knox: Mike Knox sad. Vince made Mike Knox trim Beardy.
Big Show: Hey Mark!
Henry: Yeah Show?
Big Show: Fight ya for the wishbone.
Henry: You're on!
Edge: