Trips: "Heh... don't worry, Shelton. You won't be buried like the Hurricane."
Shelton: "Uh, Hunter... Nose. Growing."
Trips: "Dammit."
Johnny thought he had a good chance against Benoit... But against a tag team of Benoit and Midget Benoit?
While Benoit and Conway had a delightful spat about who was the True Canadian. Meanwhile, in row five, no one's more pissed about the high price of floor seats than the Human Torch.
And here, we see Triple H trying to recapture the belt through the power of magnets.
Eric: "What the---? How did you get in here? I thought I barricaded the doors!"
Realizing that he should have bought the loveseat instead, Christian was immediately hit with buyer's regret.
Jericho: "C'mon, Matt... the match is over.... let's go already."
Matt: "Please, Chris, have pity. The never let me enter the ring. They gave me a losing streak and they never told me! They were going to job me to Mark Henry! You can't take me away from the only true glory that I've felt in ... Ooooh! A penny!"
Things took a turn for the worst when Trish suddenly went Super Saiyan!
The Ref was at a loss when Steven Richards snatched his Philly cheese steak.
Trish: "So who do you, the viewers at home, think will win the Great American Award? Go to wwe.com and vote now!"
Mick was kinda perplexed by the size of Big Show's Q-tip.
In a gimmick change that no one foresaw, Orton debuted as Randy, Pro-Bowler of God.
There were few things that could faze Hunter, but unsightly earwax buildup just grossed him out.
Hunter's attempt at a hurricarana was cut short when he realized, too late, that he didn't have enough ground clearance.
Vince was pissed. He he was, twenty-five years younger, and no one noticed!
Witness the Power of Evolution: Randy "The Legend Killer" Orton, Batista, "The Game" Triple H, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, and introducing Lord Littlebrook!
Stacy: "Huh? What? Ladies'
Battle Royale? Damn, wrong place. My bad."
Lita was none too thrilled when she realized that Trish was cheating at thumb wrestling!
Trish decides she's had enough of this crappy match and pulls out her katana!
When Chris finally realized that he was being stalked by Shelob, it was too late.
Dinsmore's original gimmick as Nick "The-Guy-Who-Smashes-Hardboiled-Eggs-On-His-Head" Dinsmore was ... well, was actually much, much better.
Ref: "Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God! Christian, is that a Bulova?!?!?"
After Jerry Lawler bumped his head, only Eugene could make his boo-boo feel all better.
Later, Eugene revealed his true gimmick, "The Kingmaker". With a simple flick of his hands, Eugene transformed William Regal into Elvis Presley!
Edge: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!"
Kane: "That's Kane, dumbass."
Mick, Chris, and Shawn was a little pissed when Eric started hogging the karaoke mic.
HHH: "IIIIIIII'm a lumberjack, I'm OK! I sleep all night and I work all day!"
The Pedigree had to wait. Ric was taking off he clothes, and he was calling Trips a "Sexy Stew".
Benoit sighed. When they had him pinning inanimate steel chairs, he knew his depush was around the corner.
HHH: "Ha ha! The belt... mine again! This is like that dream where I'm not wearing pants.
....
Oh crap."