Benoit: *Crossface*
Conway: OW! Why are you doing this!?
Benoit: Sorry, Austin told me to cripple all La Resistance on his night off.
Conway: Why the hell should you listen to Austin!?
Benoit: He's babysitting my kids tonight.
Regal: Hello. You must be Mrs. Bischoff. I'm here for the blind date.
Eric: ...
Matt: Okay... One, two, pull!
Jericho: *GRRRRRR*
Matt: Damnit, not budging!
Jericho: Rhyno is really being a dick.
Matt: Yeah I know, it's not like I wasn't already glued to the mat.
Foley: "To... My... Number one fan... Debra... McMichael." Here ya go.
Austin: Gee thanks alot Mick, I'm sure she'll
love it.
Shelton: Alright Trips, get ready to go over me.
Triple H: Wait a m-
Shelton: Contract said I'd put you over, didnt say how!