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Originally Posted by James Steele
Matt Hardy was a former wrestler, and was therefore much more powerful than the average human being. Thus, the security forces lived in fear of Matt Hardy and tried to protect the fans from Matt's rage.
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I'd be more inclined to go with:
Security Guy A: Hey, who's that guy jumping the barrier and attacking Edge?
Security Guy B: Looks like Matt Hardy.
Security Guy A: Wasn't he fired a bit ago?
Security Guy B: I don't know, I never look at the internet cause I'm afraid Brock Lesnar will kill me.
Security Guy A: But didn't he quit?
Security Guy B: What did I JUST SAY, genius???