Bradshaw couldn't believe there was a wrestling fan who could count all the way to 100.
D-Von was not impressed by Rikishi's Jim Carrey impression.
There is no spoon
Hass: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I LOOK LIKE CHRIS CATAN???
George Jefferson offers the ref 1,000,000 dollars to kiss Chavo.
Spike: Hey man, that's no way to treat a lady.
Shannon: Uhhh, Spike?
Cena put on his invisible glove and unleashed his new finisher, the "5-Finger prostate check."
John Cena was so confident in his proctology skills that he could do it behind his back.
The ref stood there confused. Did pins against the glass ceiling count?
...And Sharpton still doesn't even place.
Kurt: To the winer of this award, this lovely trophy. Runner up gets this shiny title belt, as modelled by Eddie Guerrero. Second Runner Up gets Eddie...
Eddie: You didn't say nothing about that, Esse.
Kurt: Shut up, or I'll call INS.
There Cena stood, naked, only one man away from winning...
Angle: Simon Says, raise your left hand.
Doctor Bradshaw congratulated Kurt on the good news--His vestigial "W" was not cancerous.
Eddie's lifelong dream had come true. Finally, he was Miss America!
Eddie: I could pull a better trophy out of my ass, holmes!
Kurt: Prove it!
*several seconds later*
Kurt:...
Well, I'll be...
Bradshaw, doing his impression of Neo from the Matrix...
Ten minutes later...
An hour after the TV equipment has been packed up...