The Great American Bash
The Naitch:
Apparently, Paul Bearer is not a big fan of oatmeal
Tornado:
Eddie: "Oh crap..the Jedi's are really going to feel this one"
Corkscrewed:
Rey Mysterio: yet another victim of Kevin Kool-Aid.
Torrie: "Oooh, Funaki, are you checking out my ass? Teehee!"
Funaki: "Yeah, I figure that's where your acting skills come from..."
Even though he was in the middle of a match, Billy Gunn couldn't resist calling for a martini--shaken, not stirred.
Billy: "Hey, c'mon! *punch* Can't ya just lemme *punch* pass? *punch* Pleeeeeeease??? *twack*"
Offscreen: "But Paul! The oatmeal will help lower your cholesterol!"
Bearer: "LOWER cholesterol? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
After Eddie lost the title and reverted back to alcholism, the writers took the hint and had him unveil his new gimmick: Ed "The Extra-Long Garden Snake" Guerroberts.
gonMad00:
Mordecai: Pull my finger,Sean.
O'Haire: I'm not telling you any-
Mordecai: I didn't ask for a psalm! Pull it!
Raising Kane:
Chavo didn't think it would be THIS hard to help Rey figure out how to do a cartwheel.
I wonder what this lever does... oh shit.
*whistles as he walks away*
Always450:
That was a lot more impressive when Vader did it.
Chavo: One week you’re Spider Man, and the next week you’re the Silver Surfer! Who are you?
JBL: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A NAZI! THE FUEHRER WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THAT!
The red cross feels awfully silly for giving JBL a second chance at his job with the blood bank.
Taker: AND THAT’S FOR STEALING MY FUGGIN’ CREAM FILLING!!!
Belty:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
RAW [6-28-2004]
Corkscrewed:
Hunter: "That's right! If you join the Nazi party, we'll make YOU the next WWE Champion in two months!"
Eugene: "Yay!"
Batista: "Randy? You okay? I told you not to try Lita's version of a drop kick!"
The Great Donut Scramble was one of the all-time classic segments on RAW.
Eugene: "My wrist's a homo?"
Regal: "No, that man's a homo!"
Brock Lesnar: "Homos? KILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"
Eugene demonstrates his "Brock Lesnar meeting a homosexual internet geek" impression.
"Heh heh heh... nothing better than some cream filling with a glass of Evolution Kool-Aid!"
A bitter referee Mike Chioda had the company logo tattooed on his anus so that everytime his boyfriends were around, they could fuck the WWE.
Benoit: "If I'm getting buried next month, I'm taking you down with me!!!"
Kane: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Always450:
Jericho: Come on Ref! Clean pin here! Trying to restore my credibility!
Ref: Be quite Chris! Lassie is trying to tell me something! What’s that girl… Jimmy is stuck in a burning well? LET’S GO!
gonMad00:
Jericho Ranger : COME! LIONZORD ACTIVATE!
Bearer: Um..guys?..hello? I'm still here...
Raising Kane:
His reply to the casual forum “Post your orgasm face” thread…
Mayo:
Batista: Randy, get up. You don't have to try so hard, you are already almost identical to The Rock.
Orton: If I could just get this nip up thing right...
HHH: Now listen Eugene, you have the grip down perfectly, but thats not what I told you to play with.
Regal:
