APRIL'S MOST POPULAR CAPTIONS:
Fryza:
Scotty: IT'S MORPHING TIME!
Savior:
JR: ROCK BOTTOM!
Rock Bottom:
Triple H: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP. Unbelievable. How DARE you have leaves greener than my face.
Tree: ...
Triple H: Look at me when I'm talking to you, you jobbing piece of shit.
loopydate:
GAIL: As the future World Women's Champion, I encourage you from time to time - and always in a respectful manner - to critique my matches. If you're unconvinced that a particular move I've used is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up the fact that I'm a Canadian being announced as "from Korea" as a negative is - I collect your ****ing arm. Just like this ****er here. Now, if any of you botchtastic bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE ****ING TIME! I didn't think so.
MAY'S MOST POPULAR CAPTIONS:
Kane Knight:
"OH MY GOD! IT VIBRATES!"
Savior:
HHH: I wanna go out there!
Orton: No Hunter you must stay in the back, There's a hurricane coming through.
loopydate:
VOICE: I'm... not... telling... you... anything... you... didn't... already... know!
Nowhere Man:
YOU.....SHALL NOT.....PASSSS!!!!!
JUNE'S MOST POPULAR CAPTIONS:
loopydate:
P.A.: This is not a drill! The bottom has fallen out of the cage! Sean O'Haire is loose! Repeat, Sean O'Haire is loose!
Corkscrewed:
Eugene demonstrates his "Brock Lesnar meeting a homosexual internet geek" impression.
Back Stabbed:
Lita: Lets see - Means no baby. + means baby. = means hand.
loopydate:
EDGE: Hmm... Maybe if I allowed people to know more, they might actually know me instead of just
thinking they know me...
Always450:
Bradshaw botches eating.
Caption of the Year Qualifiers:
Loose Cannon:
Kurt, "Wow, what's this golden box"
Heyman, "Well that's where Vince keeps his buried gimmicks. Go ahead Dawn, open her up."
Voice from Box, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."
Rock Bottom:
Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H!
Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME!
Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand!
Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely)
Kane Knight:
"OH MY GOD! IT VIBRATES!"
loopydate:
P.A.: This is not a drill! The bottom has fallen out of the cage! Sean O'Haire is loose! Repeat, Sean O'Haire is loose!
Sascha:
You mean there's a whole OTHER roster to be buried???\
Savior:
JR: ROCK BOTTOM!
Rock Bottom:
Triple H: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP. Unbelievable. How DARE you have leaves greener than my face.
Tree: ...
Triple H: Look at me when I'm talking to you, you jobbing piece of shit.
Corkscrewed:
Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!"
Savior:
HHH: I wanna go out there!
Orton: No Hunter you must stay in the back, There's a hurricane coming through.
Back Stabbed:
Lita: Lets see - Means no baby. + means baby. = means hand.