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A Four Corner 7000 watt Searchlight Match. In order to win, you must throw your opponent into a searchlight. BUT, first you must climb one of the ring posts, inside each is either an extension cord to power the light, or a kendo stick, or an inflatable woman, or Hornswoggle. Once a participant has control of the extension cord, he has sixty seconds to plug in the 7000 watt searchlight. If the time limit expires, the cord will be confiscated by the official and raised to the top of a triple-decker cage, which the participants must then scale to gain possession of it. However, if five minutes elapse following the lowering of the cage, the cage will randomly electrify. If the cage electrifies five times with no fatalities, the audience will vote by applause as to whether 10000 gallons of water will be dropped onto the participants to hasten the process. If no winner emerges, a series of two-man sack races will be held on alternating Tuesdays with randomly selected partners until a victor is crowned.