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In our second story of the news bulletin, there has been a shocking new development in the Bush adminstration.
It has been reported that Secretary of State Colin Powell has resigned from his post, citing personal reasons. The White House declined to comment.
Our sources have reported that Powell resigned becasue of his desire to join one of the Major League Soccer teams. He felt 'sick and tired' of the post, apparently and reportedly became Secretary because of the money.
Powell had a meteoric rise through the ranks of the Bush adminstration, becoming Secretary of State within one year. He was so popular, a FPS game called Here comes the Powell was released and sold 1 million copies in America alone.
This resignation happened after Powell admitted that his report on Iraq's WMD was based on flawed intelligence. Once believed to be reliable, many Americans were shocked when the report turned out to be based on 'flawed intelligence'. A choir from a particular high school even stood outside the White House as the former Secretary exited, singing a song composed by a Madison fan, "Goodbye." These are the lyrics -
Na, Na, Na, Na
Na, Na. Na, Na
Hey Hey Hey
Goodbye
A small crowd, fiercely loyal to the Bush adminstration, chanted "You sold out! You sold out!" as Powell slipped into a limo. They undoubtedly felt Powell betrayed America, when Bush placed so much trust in him by making him Secretary of State and he said he was in it just for money.
It remains to be seen whether Powell would succeed in his MLS stint. However, it is certain America would be against him returning to the White House again.
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