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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have breaking news. It appears that Saddam Husain, former leader of Iraq, has escaped. We now go to exclusive video of the escape.
(Video of Saddam is shown, as he tunnels his way through a tunnel he made. He breaks the surface, and a reporter comes running up to him.)
Reporter: Saddam! Saddam! Why have you escaped?! Where do you plan to go!?
Saddam: I dont need to take any crap from you! (Saddam shoves the reporter and the camera man down, and the camera fades to static.)
We have been told that Saddam has taken the liberty to steal a 4 wheeler, and is headed twords the White... Wait, we have just recieved word of him arriving at the White House, lets go to the live picture!
(Picture of Saddam in a 4 wheeler is showen. He plows through the gate as rockets come flying after him. He just rushes past the rockets and goes straight for Bush. Bush runs to a limo, with one of Saddam's prized vases, and flips off Saddam as he drives away. Saddam gives chase in his 4 wheeler.)
We will be sure to have any updates if they become avalible!
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